Feels like every presidential election
With those images, the no lifeguard beach obviously. Looks like a chill beach. They should have drawn it super dangerously, rocks, animals, whatever. Like this its a no-brainer.
Thats the point. The red hat is the clue.
Red hats often have trouble with what should be a no-brainer
No, you don’t understand. By not having a lifeguard, the beach is supporting sharks. We need to choose the evil lifeguard beach to persuade the other beach to get a good lifeguard. If they see how much we prefer evil lifeguard, surely they’ll get the message that we actually want good lifeguard
The logical answer would be neither
Well, I might take a walk along the beach without the lifeguard while I call in to report the one allegedly trying to drown people.
Even better
If the Lifeguard is a young Sam Elliott from the movie Lifeguard (1976), I’ll take the “tries to drown you” and go down saying “choke me harder daddy Elliott.”
