He wakes me at 5am every day because he slams stuff really loud. He doesn’t even have work early he just wake up at 5am and stays home all day.

Should I do revenge on him and slamm stuff at 12 am when I go to sleep

  • JoeKrogan@lemmy.world
    73·
    2 days ago

    If he is below put your phone alarm really loud and on vibrate and under a bowl and or pot and let it ring.

    Do it every time hes an asshole. Also do it at 4am so if he wakes at 5 he’s losing that hour of sleep.

    That or the ol frozen piss disc under the door 😄

      • eth0slash0
        7·
        2 days ago

        Step 1 piss

        Step 2 freeze it

        Step 3 ???

        Step 4 Profit

        • Djfok43@lemmy.worldOP
          37·
          2 days ago

          I will pee in a plate and freeze it. thank you for the excellent idea.

          Also I would like to purchase some fart spray. He is a dumb idiot and leaves his crap in the common area which is a fire hazard. I want to disfigure it.