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Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.
–Argonaut Octopus, probably.
♪detachable penis♪
I’m so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.
Haha I got you, I was gonna post something similar if no one else had.
My gyro!
🎶Watch him as he goes. 🎵
a timeless classic!
We dont need no masurbation.
We don’t need no birth control.
“Damn, I could really use a penis now”
-the female octopus, probably
Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.
🎶
detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵
Here, this things been pissing me off.
Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!
I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards
“Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”
Is this a reference to The Wall?
Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2
We don’t need no education.
We don’t need no
educationerection.
Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye
There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497
Yeetin meat is neat
