sh.itjust.works
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
bees to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Good luck, mom

message-square
24
link
fedilink
729

Good luck, mom

bees to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
message-square
24
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    53
    ·
    5 days ago

    My other half’s mam fuckin’ loves Candy Crush, plays it most (if not every) night, maybe clears a level or two.

    What really makes me smile is that whenever she drops a bollock and effectively renders a grid unwinnable, she’ll take the L and come back tomorrow. Fuck the MTX and fuck the extra time/re-rolls/level skips; she just goes back the following day and tries again.

    Mad respect, if nothing else than to be the marginal player base that fucks with the “line goes up” metric.

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      This is great, meane she’s giving the game stakes too

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    5 days ago

    She’s arranging brightly colored busses stuck in a big traffic jam.

    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      5 days ago

      Mine was shooting colored marbles from the mouth of a stone frog at a loop of slowly approaching colored marbles.

  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    5 days ago

    My cousin’s mom was a BEAST at Tetris on the original Nintendo back in the 80s.

    • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      5 days ago

      As in your aunt?

    • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 days ago

      So was my sister’s grandma

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      5 days ago

      My grandmother was similarly god-like at the NES Dr. Mario.

      • ArbitraryValue
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        edit-2
        5 days ago

        My mother loved Dr. Mario. She would sometimes encourage me to skip school (“Are you sure you feel alright? You look like you might be sick. Maybe you should stay home just in case.”) and we would play it until my ten-year-old self got bored first. However, she had zero interest in even trying any other games.

  • StarvingMartist
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    5 days ago

    My mom was addicted to a Facebook game called fish wrangler, turns out she had a bit of a problem cause she spent like $200 on the Internet game currency, (called red love chum)

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      5 days ago

      She got out lucky, I knew a guy who spent $10k on WoW in just one semester.

      • arin@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        5 days ago

        I wish i had 10k to spend in one semester

        • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          5 days ago

          He didn’t lol, had to drop out of college and I never heard from him again.

        • underscores@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          5 days ago

          I know someone that has all the cool game things you can have, and collectibles and rare issues of whatever graphics cards

          They’re in a stupid amount of debt, I have no idea how they are paying it off either, might be something that’s going to collections or destroy credit forever

  • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    5 days ago

    My mom will so excitedly tell me all about her billions in app slot machines

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      19 hours ago

      holy shit a bonus spin!
      holy shit another bonus spin!
      holy shit i’ve gotten 100 bonus spins! Wow i just keep getting them, i’m so lucky!

  • veroxii@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    5 days ago

    MDR - Motherly Data Refinement

  • Die Martin Die
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    5 days ago

    In my case, it’s my dad. My mom absolutely detests those “match 3” games and prefers those idle adventure games or roguelikes/dungeon crawlers

  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    5 days ago

    I got my mom hooked on Plants vs Zombies that one time.

  • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    5 days ago

    Ppft Bejeweled 3 is where it’s at.

  • HP_Rubshaft@lemmynsfw.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    5 days ago

    I need a version of this with Zuma

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    5 days ago

    1000065035

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    5 days ago

    1000065034

  • Hofmaimaier@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    5 days ago

    Lost in endlessly…

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.93K users / day
  • 8.59K users / week
  • 16.1K users / month
  • 32.1K users / 6 months
  • 1.48K local subscribers
  • 32.5K subscribers
  • 15.8K Posts
  • 362K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
    cake
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org