It’s been a long road
Trying to forget this song
So… where did Porthos go to poop?
That’s Uncle Trip’s problem to solve.
“A poop question, sir?”
The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:
So this isn’t as insane as it looks.
Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.
Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈
That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.
Those other entries are all insane.
Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like “Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?” and “What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?”
I don’t think it’s meant to be serious. It’s probably a collection of old “wives’ takes” or something like that.
Heh heh yeah it’s uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously…
Dammit
Drops of blood, not units
Miles disagrees.
O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”
Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”
O’Brien: “You hear that?”
Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”
O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”
Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”
O’Brien: “YES!”
It’s an N64 ram expansion pack
C64 cartridge
Vic20 cartridge
Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…
I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me
:(
:(
Works really well for me too.
The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…
That’s how you avoid getting output like
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.
You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.
I wish they did
Cheddar makes it bettar
Nah fam Wensleydale
+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++
Confirmed servitor.
I mean, it’d work for me…
