Steve
ALAN!!!
Me too
Bob. Always Bob.
Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.
(I use Bob too)
He’s also your uncle
Bob is my Starbucks name, they always get my real name wrong.
Bob
The only right answer
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn’t important.
Yeah, that’s what makes it optimal for testing code where the username isn’t important.
Good old Slartibartfast has caught many a bug.
Tits Mcgee.
Art Vandelay
Turd Ferguson is forever etched in my brain.
Ya. That’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Doug
“I’m not going to ask you to remember them all. Mostly because I don’t remember them all. Therefore, for ease of both narrative and our collective sanity, I’m going to name only the more important members of the Crow’s Song. The rest, regardless of gender, I’ll call ‘Doug.’ You’d be surprised how common the name is across worlds. Oh, some spell it ‘Dug’ or ‘Duhg,’ but it’s always around. Regardless of local linguistics, parents eventually start naming their kids Doug. I once spent ten years on a planet where the only sapient life was a group of pancakelike beings that expressed themselves through flatulence. And I kid you not—one was named Doug. Though admittedly it had a very distinctive smell attached when the word was ‘spoken.’'Doug’is the naming equivalent to convergent evolution. And once it arrives, it stays. A linguistic Great Filter; a wakeup call. Once a society reaches peak Doug, it’s time for it to go sit in the corner and think about what it has done.”
- Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea
Tress of the Emerald Sea is a masterpiece, all four of the Kickstarter books are actually
Bob
Bort
I remember they used to sell Bort name tags at the Universal Studios Kwik e Mart. I regret not buying one.
We are all out of Bort license plates
Are you taking to me?
Jeff
Bob. Bob Loblaw, from Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Bigus Dickus. (boy im making a lot of penis jokes today)
Joe
