Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.

  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It’s a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We’ve established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.

  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.

  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

  • Community Branding:
    • Our banner link is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented @[email protected] from over at [email protected] offered to make us a new one. Take a look. What do you think, should we make the switch?

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • “I’m doing my part!” Are you? Let’s hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, “Service guarantees citizenship.” Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

    • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
      13·
      1 year ago

      I need the new banner to be overcrowded and chaotic. It’s too clean and crisp. I don"t want any negative space to rest my eyes. I like the motto at center, looks great, but I don’t like the green AI guy at right. He doesn’t fit the vibe. More soyjacks and a Zelensky in his tiny toy plane are needed instead. How about that adorable USS Pinckney chonker to fill in space at the edge, as a background for the planegirlz? EDIT: I love the little guys and helicopter and splosions at far right.

    • eestileibEnglish
      156·
      1 year ago

      Ditch the US flag, replace with a Pride flag. Other than that I like.

      • ShitMEnglish
        8·
        1 year ago

        I say sneak in a NATO flag as well.

  • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    15·
    1 year ago

    I love that there is no intelligence to report. In a world of corruption and lies, NCD is an anchor…made of ramen and something… I’m still recovering from extended exposure to my in laws. Pray for me, I pray you.

  • verity_kindleMEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    Where are you morons? First day back on commute to work in the US, I expect us all to sacrifice driving awareness for NCD banner options. If you use le bus, then sacrifice stranger danger and let that guy pickpocket you. NCD needs your aesthetic sensibilities.