• Codex
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      2122 days ago

      You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

          • idunnololz
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            322 days ago

            That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

            • @Bread
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              422 days ago

              Bigger eggs and more meat. The cobra chicken is also a great security system.

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            You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

            Appreciate Sandhills from a distance.

      • @Mouselemming
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        322 days ago

        Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.

        • @[email protected]
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          Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.