• Codex
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    2121 days ago

    You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

        • idunnololz
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          321 days ago

          That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

          • @Bread
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            421 days ago

            Bigger eggs and more meat. The cobra chicken is also a great security system.

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          21 days ago

          You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they’re wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they’re feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

          Appreciate Sandhills from a distance.

    • @Mouselemming
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      321 days ago

      Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they’ll be able to reprogram geese.

      • @[email protected]
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        121 days ago

        Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.