This is the real reason for the US military budget. We’re the only thing keeping Canada contained right now and bro I don’t even know anymore. These motherfuckers have flying horses now? then what? Flying moose? Oh god help us what if they team up with the fucking geese???
The geese are already working for the government, covertly scouting landing areas in the US. Soon enough all the golf courses and large grassy parks are going to be improvised Canadian airstrips, I swear to God.
This is the real reason for the US military budget. We’re the only thing keeping Canada contained right now and bro I don’t even know anymore. These motherfuckers have flying horses now? then what? Flying moose? Oh god help us what if they team up with the fucking geese???
The geese are already working for the government, covertly scouting landing areas in the US. Soon enough all the golf courses and large grassy parks are going to be improvised Canadian airstrips, I swear to God.
and geese are already flying. mr president, we cannot allow for a bird gap