• @ArbitraryValue
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    1327 months ago

    It’s like having a real job except you make less money this way.

  • @[email protected]
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    667 months ago

    First off that’s a terrible profit for the work. But this brings up some interesting thoughts that I’ve pondered before.

    Why were the people down to just buy this mystery pizza that showed up at their door? Is it just the convenience? So then why don’t taco trucks drive around playing music like ice cream trucks? I feel like folks would be all about that.

    • prole
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      7 months ago

      I imagine (this depends on the neighborhood, of course) many of them felt bad and probably at least gave him some money for a tip for making the drive, as it’s not the driver’s fault if someone fucked up an order.

    • @[email protected]
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      107 months ago

      So I accidentally paid for pizza betore but I had reasons!

      My sister and mom told me they were on the way home from a concert.

      10 minutes later door knock. Pizza from our favorite pizza place, and our favorite pizza.

      Thought “oh, they ordered pizza so could have dinner when they got home” and paid for pizza. Turns out they had wrong address and it was luck.

      Turns out OP could have gotten me.

      • LUHG
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        77 months ago

        Id love random pizza deliveries. Random pizza and no mess ordering.

  • FunkyMonk
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    527 months ago

    The Gig Enonomy will never collapse, MORE MIDDLE MEN, MORE I SAY.

  • @[email protected]
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    427 months ago

    So does anon also just have a bunch of pizza boxes ready to go or does he turn up at people’s homes with an unboxed and probably by now cold oven pizza?

    Yea I often buy loose pizzas from people who knock at my door unsolicited. Mmmhmm, such a treat.

      • @MeDuViNoX
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        107 months ago

        Even a hot & ready is like 5$+tax, no way he’s ordering a 4$ delivered pizza.

        • @[email protected]
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          27 months ago

          Perhaps he lives in some 3rd world country and just converted the prices to their dollar equivalent.

  • @[email protected]
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    267 months ago

    I’m… pretty sure this is illegal most places, for health and safety reasons if nothing else…

    • [email protected]
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      77 months ago

      This unspecified country has been going downhill since they outlawed pizza prostitution turned surprise smegma-caked deepdish delivery services.

      • prole
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        7 months ago

        Uhhh, beg your pardon?

    • @yata
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      37 months ago

      Lucky it never happened then.

  • @[email protected]
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    187 months ago

    Everyone knows anon is retarded single middle-aged men who is desperate for any sort of social interactions so they just play along cuz it’s not hurting anyone