• Kefi Iris
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    Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

    • [email protected]OP
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      I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

  • @[email protected]
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    705 months ago

    Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I’m beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

  • @[email protected]
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    No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

    Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

  • @[email protected]
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    Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn’t enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

    Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

    No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

  • @[email protected]
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    275 months ago

    There’s no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don’t gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

    • @[email protected]
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      Out of all the arguments that could’ve been made you chose the dumbest.

      Silverback is a species. Whether or not it has the silver back is irrelevant. It would still be an adolescent silverback even without a silver back.

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          So a silverback is a specific species of mountain gorilla that has a distinctive silver hair on its back after a certain age.

          Almost like I said silverback is a species

          • [email protected]OP
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            185 months ago

            Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

          • Poggervania
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            Redditor Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

            • @[email protected]
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              Nah I’ll admit it

              I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was “species of mountain gorilla” so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

              Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like “is a silverback gorilla a species” but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    • The Assman
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      According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

      💀

  • @SuddenDownpour
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    Reading through the green text

    What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. …Oh.

  • Lvxferre
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    Using Makima’s face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 months ago

    Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd’s gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.