I would chime in but I don’t use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.
Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.
How dare they try to speak with our words
Jokes aside I actually fucking hate it when machines say stuff like “thank you for shopping here” in that anodyne voice that’s the aural equivalent of greige.
A machine cannot thank, thank you isn’t a magic spell. It is supposed to signal gratitude. Unless uttered by a thinking being it is a bastardisation of language.
The… the yolk? You have quite the eggcentric inclination!
See! see what horrors even the affectation of automatic spelling correction can bring!
Purge the machine from your life my friends. It will only lead you astray.
throw off the yolk
lol
Divine being moment
I’m a bit confused about it and I’m going up there to see you EVERYWHERE
I’m a bottom
Goddammit 🤦♂️
I’m a little teapot
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In that case I think I can guess how tall you are and your body type…
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Not very teapot-like at all, you liar! 😛
But the way my left leg is bent like that, you could use it as the handle of the teapot
edit: ok You saw it, so I deleted it. I am too precious And I work too hard for my physique to give away my awesomeness on the internet.
But the way my left leg is bent like that, you could use it as the handle of the teapot
Provided that you’re a giant who doesn’t mind spilling a lot of tea 🤷
I’m a trans
I really need to stop arguing with idiots on the internet.
I misread that as “trains” but trans makes much more sense.
Damn trainsesual agenda, wanting better rail infrastructure.
desperately trying not to make an outdated asdfmovie reference
“I like trans”
Gets hit by a stampede of trans people
LLM egg moment
I’m a little confused
No, no this checks out
Lemmy try:
I’m a little extreme but I don’t know what to say about it but I think it’s not a client-side thing.
I’m a bit confused about what time is.
I’m sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
I’m going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.Sorry, I’ve had too much fun with that.
I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.
That should be printed on a shirt.
And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it
I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me and I can borrow it for you and I can borrow that would be great(!)
(PS: this is how they deanonymize you 🕵️♂️)
I’m a bit more than happy to do it now but I don’t think I can do it now but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me
Huh, mine got a bit loopy
Understandable.
I don’t know what to do with me either.Almost sounds like weird lyrics.
I’m a vegan linux user
I’m a western union that has been a great military
I’m a little worried 😟
I’m a little confused
I’m a little bit confused about the name of the place.
this is why having a dumb keyboard is swag (florisboard)
I’m a little confused but I don’t know what to do.
I’m a little bit confused about the situation but I don’t think I can do anything for you to do that a lot but I don’t want to do that anymore but I don’t want to do that anymore and I don’t want to do that anymore
I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.
I’m a sigma little boy 😭
I’m a leftist little bit :/
I’m a little slick and a little static
I’m a little baby now but I’m going home tomorrow
Yeah
