I recently learned I probably have cancer and this is very funny to me rn for some reason so thanks
Shit - some rando from the internet sincerely wishes you luck, hope you beat the shit out of that cancer
Hope you kick cancer’s ass, fellow Lemming.
Man fuck cancer. What type you have?
Still waiting on a biopsy to confirm. Looks like something has spread to my lungs and they don’t know where from yet.
Neoplasia of unknown origin. That sucks dude. They will run some more flow cytometries to find the primary most probably. Stay strong my brother, and remember to eat a lot. That bitch burns a lot of carbs and proteins. Please beat it… For all of us lemmings.
Kick its ass!
You don’t put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It’s canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can’t let the normies in on our strats.
you fool, you absolute buffoon, it’s one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs
ah shit I’ve been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx
You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh
Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.
(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)
Light hearted. It’s a tone indicator
I am extremely serious. I am currently stern-maxing by maintaining a powerful monobrow.
If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.
Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?
Yes.
Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! 👌
Smoke… erm… smoke, every day
I’m entering a state of carcocis
no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn’t know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It’s actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it’s how our ancestors ate, bro
You’re on a fast track to total carcinisation.
Carco diet.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
(Nah)
