• mysterytoy@lemm.ee
    89·
    7 months ago

    “And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
      11·
      7 months ago

      Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

      But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
        5·
        7 months ago

        Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
      11·
      7 months ago

      That would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven’t a clue.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
    52·
    7 months ago

    AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like “Make this myself!”, and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet…

  • dumbass@lemy.lolEnglish
    452·
    7 months ago

    I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it’s a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

    • SuddenDownpour
      271·
      7 months ago

      Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

      • Spendrill@lemm.ee
        10·
        7 months ago

        When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
      7·
      7 months ago

      Did you choose the 1960’s style color processing, or did midjourney?

      Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

      I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

      • dumbass@lemy.lolEnglish
        5·
        7 months ago

        I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

        That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

        • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
          21·
          7 months ago

          I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

          Nice. I’ll have to remember that prompt. That’s useful.

          That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

          (now you’re speaking my language)

          Either it’s a psychic amplifier of some kind and/or the throne itself is the inanimate-yet-sentient head of the papacy. Either way, The Vatican has it “contained” but the SCP Foundation does not approve of their methods.

          • dumbass@lemy.lolEnglish
            2·
            7 months ago

            Yeah that prompts pretty good at getting a slice of life style photo with what ever weird thing you’ve added, it also helps to look into what film stock and camera people used to take cool photos, it’s pretty good at replicating film stocks and lense sizes.

            I like seeing what alternate reality photography it can make

      • Krauerking@lemy.lol
        4·
        7 months ago

        Which part?

        The ropes going nowhere? The weird perspective? The incredibly elongated forearm? Or the fact that it’s a white Jesus that looks like a carving which isn’t at all accurate?

        • Klear
          2·
          7 months ago

          Mainly the weird perspective. Makes it look like a shitty old photo which I like.

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
    413·
    7 months ago

    You see, you can tell it’s fake because Jesus isn’t real (and also doesn’t have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
          3·
          7 months ago

          Sometimes in art Jesus is depicted as having frail or feminine legs. Which I assume is where this AI got this?

          Anyway if you are gay for Jesus’ legs, that’s cool bro no one is judging you here. Jesus would probably post on the com where fem boys run arch Linux and take pics of their thigh high socks.

          • Faresh@lemmy.mlEnglish
            2·
            7 months ago

            Invidious says it’s geoblocked. Can you describe what the video is about?

            • kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              7 months ago

              It’s the scene from Total Recall where the character in the top comment keeps repeating the phrase “Open your mind…”

            • kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
              4·
              7 months ago

              I’ve found that a lot of times people who are very interested in a given topic will see it everywhere they look, and as such, shove it into any conversation possible.

              “What did you do during your trip to Egypt?” “We visited the pyramids.” “You know, aliens may have built those.”

              It can get old very fast.

              I’m certainly guilty of this and as someone with fairly nuanced interests that touch on common topics, am regularly asking myself if it’s contextually appropriate to bring up my particular perspective in a discussion.

              You literally jumped in on a quotation of a movie in response to a screenshot of that movie to try and have a discussion of Buddhist principles.

              Maybe you could do better at knowing your audience and reading the room?

                • kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  1·
                  7 months ago

                  Where did I insult you?

                  “Wooosh” is a standard meme in reference to missing the point of a post or comment.

                  There was an entire sub on Reddit about it.

                  If you are getting offended at memes, perhaps it’s a good opportunity to exercise nonattachment?

  • ElectricTrombone@lemmy.worldEnglish
    33·
    7 months ago

    Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
    30·
    7 months ago

    I’ve seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment “amen” to be saved.

    It’s fucking weird.

    • Plopp@lemmy.world
      11·
      7 months ago

      Well that’s one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.

    • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
      4·
      7 months ago

      ‭Acts 16:25-31 ESV‬ [25] About midnight Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns to God, and the prisoners were listening to them, [26] and suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken. And immediately all the doors were opened, and everyone’s bonds were unfastened. [27] When the jailer woke and saw that the prison doors were open, he drew his sword and was about to kill himself, supposing that the prisoners had escaped. [28] But Paul cried with a loud voice, “Do not harm yourself, for we are all here.” [29] And the jailer called for lights and rushed in, and trembling with fear he fell down before Paul and Silas. [30] Then he brought them out and said, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” [31] And they said, “Comment ‘Amen’ on my latest TikTok, and you will be saved, you and your household.”

    • kase@lemmy.world
      1·
      7 months ago

      I used to see one that literally said “Jesus wants you to download [this app].” Creepy af.

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
    29·
    7 months ago

    So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.

    NPC behaviour, truly.

  • Spendrill@lemm.ee
    15·
    7 months ago

    How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

      • Spendrill@lemm.ee
        3·
        7 months ago

        Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
      4·
      7 months ago

      Flood water’s risin’. Clearly, they’re headed to Noah’s boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.