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dactylotheca@suppo.fi to FunnyEnglish · 1 year ago

Which other quotes would work?

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Which other quotes would work?

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dactylotheca@suppo.fi to FunnyEnglish · 1 year ago
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      I tell my SO when I’m proud of my work in the bathroom (once a week or so). It’s been >10 years and they haven’t thrown me out, so I don’t see any reason to stop. I’d hang this.

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      This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous

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    Smash out a quick one

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    These made me giggle unreasonably

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    I made this one on a post a few days ago:

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    “💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕”

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    For those suffering from kidney stones

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      Hang it in The bedroom

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      Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that’s not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable

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    My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, “Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life.” perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.

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      That sort of reminds me of this:

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        Religions have formed around less profound statements than this

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        I’ve always been a bathroom reader so even without phones I’ve been reading in there for decades

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    Or maybe hang this one in the kitchen

    or

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      Ah, I like the way you think!

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    I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.

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    This room is for messes and memories.

    The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.

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      Five second rule applies here

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        Lol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.

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    We have something like this in our kitchen, I’m thinking of moving it to the bathroom:

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    https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1189710-german-politicians-video-of-licking-public-toilets-goes-viral

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      Damnit Martin I don’t think they meant it literally

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      Goes viral or bacterial?

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    Poop knife joke.

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