• @[email protected]
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    65 days ago

    OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

    • @[email protected]
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      45 days ago

      HUD displays

      The redundancy (heads-up display display) and improper pluralization killed the mood like an open bomb bay door.

  • @EmoDuck
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    66 days ago

    Call me a middle eastern military base because I want it to blow it’s load all over me 🥵💦

  • @[email protected]
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    517 days ago

    This video is the materialization of the intrusive thought I was having when I started watching this video.

  • @[email protected]
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    417 days ago

    That’s gotta be super illegal, glad someone is taking care of the plane’s needs though

    • @[email protected]
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      247 days ago

      I mean its inappropriate but touching it isn’t exactly illegal, you aren’t damaging it or anything.

      Also there was no don’t do the Plane sign.

      • nukeOPM
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        106 days ago

        But officer, there wasn’t a sign that said I couldn’t fuck the plane

        • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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          45 days ago

          Tomorrow

          “Hey Jenkins, what’s with that new sign you’re installing?”

          “Don’t ask, but remember, every sign is put up for a reason.”

    • @JohnDClay
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      177 days ago

      Looks like pitot tubes, for measuring air speed and altitude.

      • @[email protected]
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        76 days ago

        Hmm. So probably two so it can measure yaw by the difference in pressures. Then you have the air spike on the front that was attended to by this good Samaritan. That still leaves one mystery dick.

        • @SpermHowitzer
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          15 days ago

          You wouldn’t measure yaw by the pitot tubes. I suppose it’s theoretically possible, but it would be complicated and imprecise. Yaw is measured by a gyro (modern planes are a laser ring gyro rather than a spinny gyro). The pitot tubes would all feed into air data computers for various systems. Flight instrumentation would have at least three (redundancy and error checking) and the fourth could possibly be for weapons systems or something similar, not sure.

          • @[email protected]
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            14 days ago

            Maybe the weird arrangement is just another stealth feature. Refueling, antenna and aerodynamic are also possible purposes I can think of for such a projection.

      • I Cast Fist
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        46 days ago

        Here I was, ready to reply about wacky “pilot tubes”, then re-read and saw it’s piTot tubes

  • @JohnDClay
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    97 days ago

    It’s got a wacky texture on it too. (Don’t ask me how I know…)

    • I Cast Fist
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      46 days ago

      Very well, I demand an explanation on how you know that. This is not a question

      • @JohnDClay
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        56 days ago

        It was revealed to me in a delusion

        I definitely didn’t also touch it…