nukeM to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 8 个月前We need to settle this debate once and for all.imagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down111
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minus-squareFireTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·8 个月前Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.
minus-squarepotatopotatolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·8 个月前This is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it’s fucking wild.
minus-squaresatanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 个月前You must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 个月前The Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.
minus-squareKamikazeRusher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前And a fair amount of them own an AR-15
minus-squareTar_AlcaranlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前And we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down4·8 个月前They also literally run the US government
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down2·8 个月前No, that’s evangelicals.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 个月前Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 个月前some recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 个月前Yeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 个月前yeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 个月前i heard that CIA recruits from mormons
minus-squarenukeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 个月前That can’t be real because everyone knows THERE IS NO CIA
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 个月前I think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
minus-squarenukeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 个月前Wait how did you get access to our handbook?
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 个月前we learned how to print hello world in COBOL
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前it’s the NSA that doesn’t exist
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.
Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.
This is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it’s fucking wild.
A not insignificant one at that.
You must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…
The Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.
And a fair amount of them own an AR-15
And we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.
They also literally run the US government
No, that’s evangelicals.
Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
some recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
Yeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
yeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
FBI:
i heard that CIA recruits from mormons
That can’t be real because everyone knows
THERE IS NO CIA
I think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
Wait how did you get access to our handbook?
we learned how to print hello world in COBOL
it’s the NSA that doesn’t exist
Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.