Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago"Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down110
arrow-up1155arrow-down1image"Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareArbitraryValuelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoWouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoBatman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!
minus-squareArbitraryValuelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThe small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.
minus-squareandrew_bidlawlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoJust as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose. ‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’. ~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~ ‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’ Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoNo worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.
minus-squareryathallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoIf you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.
Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?
Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!
The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.
“Can we get drive-through?”
Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.
‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.
~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~
‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’
Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.
No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.
If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.