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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 10 months ago

Anon texts her very normal boyfriend

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Anon texts her very normal boyfriend

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 10 months ago
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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Average Redditor Boyfriend

  • MeDuViNoX
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    Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.

  • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn’t the best way to keep them around long-term.

    • chickenf622
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      I don’t think gender is even relevant in this case.

      • SendPicsofSandwiches
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        Yeah this just seems like an any% speed run to getting cut off by literally anyone

        • Droechai@lemm.ee
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          Or a test to see if the partner will stay around for abuse after a period of silence…

          Silence, then abuse and after that love bombing

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    Leaving the oceans was a mistake.

    • Infynis@midwest.social
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      10 months ago

      There’s so much cool stuff down there!

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    My reply text would be, “We’re done. Goodbye.”

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      Thats generous

      • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I will do you one better:

        We’re done. Badbye.

        this will show him 😤

        • colmear@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Based on the etymology ‘Satanbye’ would be more correct. But that might not carry the same meaning as your proposal

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            You’re a Nerd. Badbye.

    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      dang, i’d have just hit block

    • m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Just “blocked”

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    You guys are missing the title: “fembot feels”. The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.

    EDIT: acc. to another poster -bot is the /r9k/'s equivalent of -anon. So nevermind.

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      In 4chan parlance that just means she’s calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan world may or may not be literal

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        I don’t think that it’s the case here. The bf talks about inane babble and implies that OP has the intelligence of a 4yo, that makes more sense if the narrator is a virtual gf bot than for a real and autistic human.

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          The 4chan board is probably robot9000, or r9k. It’s common on that board to refer to posters as “robots” instead of “anons”, “fembot” is their equivalent of “femanon”.

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            Ah, got it. It’s one of those boards that I never cared about, so I wasn’t aware of that.

    • skulbuny
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      goddamn there’s some new friends around here 😂

      • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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        Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I’m old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.

        • skulbuny
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          I only know about r9k through greentexts, I just stick with trolling on /g/ and /tg/ :P

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    That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.

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      Like the rest of his life?

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        At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he’s not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

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    Look, if you’re dating an idiot (m or f) that’s fine, be happy. But ffs don’t be an abusive jackass.

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    It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol

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    Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I’m guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.

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    Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Don’t sleep on the skinny dork archetype.

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    Can’t believe they cast RDJ as Dr DOOM when this guy is out there somewhere.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Very healthy yes

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