This screams of a lone bi/lesbian woman fighting for her life in a bumfuck Christian flyover shithole, trying her best to find the genuine love of another woman who cares about her instead of her dumbfuck religious moron husband she was forced to marry, instead of risk being ostracized by her local community and accepting being a bi/lesbian. Her selfish republican husband sees this as a win because he gets to cheat on his wife with women without hiding the ones he already likely bangs on the side anyways.
That, or she is a super fundie that agrees with actual biblical marriage. Where the husband heads a household of as many wives, and kids, as he can afford.
Interesting perspective. That’s certainly possible.
No idea why you think this way, feels extremely sexist. You base this on absolutely nothing and still go into detail as if these are your neighbors.
No one who dresses like that should be taken seriously about anything.
Especially when the picture is in front of a fucking Walmart.
Yup. Jeans, vest, dress shirt and tie?
Could be at least ok if any of it actually fit.
That’s what the bang maid is for, double duty as a tailor
For real, it can look like a nice summer outdoor getup if you wear it right.
That guy is handsome in spite of his outfit, not because of it.
Yeah, the vest and tie make the outfit worse, not better.
It’s called “business cowboy”.
I’m about as far from having any kind of taste in fashion as can be, but I’d say those shoes should be black, no?
Those look more like work boots than anything else.
You don’t live in the south do you. This is every church going man in rural areas.
Fortunately, I neither live in the south, nor go to church.
This is basically the Hispanic dress code for every guy in the Cali Central Valley to Texas.
Traditional values between a man and a woman and a woman and…
One woman tied to the bed and one tied to the stove? /s
And leave the laundry vacant? Better get a third.
Once you hit three you become a Mormon though, and that’s simply not Christian anymore. /S
Christians with benefits.
“Home stead”
These are the same people thumping “baaable” to define marriage between a man and a woman
And another woman. Someone has to clean and cook after all.
What about between a man dressed as a woman and a sofa with womanly curves?
What’s that cable he’s standing on? Is that as far as the ankle monitor lets him go?
Apparently he’s in front of a Walmart.
So… yes?
Every time I see something like this, the couple is looking for another woman. Where are the bisexual couples which are looking for another man? Do they not exist or do they just immediately find such a man and go off the market?
The bi guy-straight woman couples I know are largely just “he’s welcome to sleep around with other guys but she doesn’t want to”
“unicorn hunters” are a well known trope and generally looked on with scorn within ethical non-monogamy / polyamory communities. They’re almost always a bad kind of hierarchical, and usually don’t see the new third person as an equal, whole, person.
I’m going to guess that bisexual men looking for another man are slightly less likely to be this particular kind of dehumanizing, but I don’t have any data to back it up.
The guy just makes a Sniffies profile and hooks up on the side. The one in the photo I mean.
Sniffies?
It’s a gay hookup site, that RuPaul’s Drag Race queens even use! I’ve not visited but it’s apparently quite wild.
Well, hubs and I would love another man to want to come in and just be in charge of both of us, but we’re also not looking, so…
We’re too introverted to ask.
God, I should probably post this on my alt but fuck it. Women being bi is more socially acceptable than men, but no way are more women than men actually bisexual. But yes, men willing to threesome are easy to find, straight or bi. Women who want to MFF are less common, therefore they are unicorns. And no I don’t understand it because which is sort of threesome more fun for everyone? Obviously it’s the two men, one woman sort. So many possibilities!
My impression is that MMF is the sort of thing men imagine they would like if they were straight women, but not actually the sort of thing straight women like. I mean, if straight women liked it, wouldn’t it be happening all the time? But I (a man) have never been invited…
I am not sure I’m representative of an average woman. Yes agree guys think women would like it, because they imagine if they were a woman they’d like it.
But as a woman who has done this both with straight guys and bi guys, it is so much fun! I am not bi but even if I was, there just doesn’t seem like anything I can do with a woman that I can’t do with a man. But there are things one can do with two guys that you can’t do with one.
It’s probably happening more than you think.
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