She’s a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she’s somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine
31! He’s old enough to be her grandfather! 🤮
31? What??? The lady looks like 70.
She’s 31?! Goddamn, it looks like being evil really takes it out of you.
Have you seen pictures of the female Nazi concentration camp guards? Most of those photos are of 25-35-year-old women. Evil and cruelty are indeed very aging.
To be fair, they almost definitely smoked like chimneys and wore extremely toxic makeup, as one did in the 30s and 40s
There’s one woman whose extended social circle sometimes mixes with mine and she’s apparently only 35 but looks to be 50 due to excessive smoking and drinking. She always stands out due to her elaborately and tastefully dyed hair so I’ve started conversations with her a few times purely about her hair
Botched up cosmetic surgeries will do that.
Her face looks like plastic. How does her face look like plastic when she’s 31?!
…Disgusting?
This picture smells like plastic and a ripe diaper.
IDK what Laura is doing, but I know Marjorie and Lindsey are very upset about it.
Are they what?
Are they… Playing a game?
That is truly terrifying. I commend you.
Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.
Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.
🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶
It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers
Like blowing dust off an old library book
Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!
I hate all of you for this thread lol.
Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.
Most moral and Christian president ever! /s
Ehh honestly I suspected he and Melania were divorced in all but legal status since about 2017. Have you seen the super cut from around that time of him trying to hold her hand or otherwise show affection and her swatting him away?
The fact that this is playing out like firecracker and homelander is just weird
Kripke doesn’t fucking miss.
Who stands this close to someone?
People who fuck each other
Or creepy rapists and idiots that think they can manipulate them who very quickly find out.
Wouldn’t be the 1st time dude has cheated
Frankly, I think he gets off on it. Telling his wife that she’s powerless and small, incapable of swaying his personal or business decisions in the least is exactly how I picture trump’s marriage.
Supposedly Melanie is cheating too and trump knows about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I imagine the last time Melania willingly let him touch her was to conceive the requisite heir. Theirs is the quintessential marriage of convenience.
Or the 40th
that’s why his hat has 45 on it
You have no right to beam that image into my brain.
Diaper Don Does Watersports (accidentally)
Maybe she just told him she was Melania and he can’t tell anymore.
Probably not; there’s no way his dick still works.
This is why viagra should be illegal. Either you eat vegetables and work out, or the world is safe from you when your prostate wilts.
Nobody is going to actually care about this except as a gossip item.
Did he use Campaign finances to pay for things ? Did he break the law by misusing and mis-appropriating funds ? Has he done money laundering ?
And most important of all, IS HE GOING TO SPEND TIME IN JAIL FOR ALL HIS CRIMES ?
If its “Rules for thee and not for me” most people are not going to care. They will want to set the world on fire and watch it all burn to the ground.
I hope no one wants to know the private going on of these kinds of deranged people. If they do the crime, they must do the time. Sadly it is rich-get-out-of-jail-free card at play.
You’re right, it’s just small beans gossip.
It’s also just one more example to throw on the pile of why it’s completely stupid that he has such a large following of devout Christians, who if they had actual moral principals would denounce him.
It should matter to his Christian supporters
Who is this woman?
Laura Loomer. She was recently criticized by Marjorie Taylor Greene for being too racist.
Wow, she even started turning orange.
He’s rubbing off on her. (in more ways than one)
I didn’t need that visual
Oh. OH! MTG is jealous! That’s why she objected to the racism. That makes more sense.
think MGT was just being all jealous of… you know… ?
yeah, that tweet screams desperation.
It’s like the love triangle from the tenth circle of hell- it’s not as well known… Dante might have skipped that one. It’s where all the diapers get disposed of, and all the shit flows.
cursed love triangle
At this point it’s more of a pentagram, I think.
Melania, his daughter. Howler monkey #2. Howler monkey #2. Loomer.
(Just to clarify, MGT and Blowbert… I call them both Howler Monkey #2. Hard to keep them straight so I gave up. Petty. I know. I can be like that.)
Well shit… 🤯
