• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    16 hours ago

    I’ve used my jeans as oven mitts before.

    First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are… Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

    Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

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      13 hours ago

      Uh… I just slide the pizza out of the oven onto the box. There’s a bit of skill involved to do it in one smooth movement to keep from very mildly burning yourself, but it’s totally doable.

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        12 hours ago

        There may have been “other factors” that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius…

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    1 day ago

    I sometimes randomly think of that girl on the bus and wonder where she is and how she’s doing.

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      1 day ago

      Darwin awards are reserved for those who remove themselves from the gene pool. Mr Amber Lamps here can probably still put a bun in the oven.