Meanwhile, here’s how Obama handled a similar situation:
When one is wearing a full diaper, one must expect a few flies.
Not aggressive, just a little early.
Flies are attracted to shit.
We should listen to the animals. Bernie got a cute little bird, Trump and Pence got insects drawn to the stench of decay.
Flies do not bite or sting. Trump will be fine.
Yeah, about that … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_fly
Or black flies, or midges, or sand flies, or horseflies…
Shame
I thought maybe this was the same fly as the lead from Seth Meyers on Sept. 30, but apparently it happened AGAIN?!? I guess ‘flies’ are the new 'like a dog’s in Trump’s addled brain?
Isn’t this the second time he’s had a fly buzzing around him recently?
He either needs to ignore them, or keep fresher diapers.
Maybe they smell that he’s near death. Flies like dead things.
There have been people recently who work/worked for him saying he smells like death and shit, so bad it’s hard to be around him.
I think it might be the third.
I think it might be the
third.turd.He’s a walking carcass?
Or his dementia is causing him to hallucinate flys.
That sounds plausible. Neither in those 3 times there was anything visible on the camera and what are the odds suddenly those flies attacking him on every rally now?
Or alcohol
Iirc I think he’s actually a teetotaler.
How does someone hallucinate alcohol?
/s
Holy shit, it’s literally in the little blurb that this happened previously. You were likely typing in this question right under the answer.
Even the flies are democrats! /s
lord of fLies
The Dems control flies now, apparently.
the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.
It’s so wild to me that Trumpers think the Democrats were behind the assassination attempts, like they can’t afford professionals.
Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.
They didn’t have the campaign funds to keep the ass checkers on payroll.
Given his sheer laziness, my money is that he’s just sitting in it until EOD.
they probably do.
It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.
A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.
Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.
Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!
After watching the video that seems like nothing and I’m a Trump hater. What an unnewsworthy wet fart of a story.
thank you, this is awful pandering
Somebody should get that fly a medal of liberty