Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I’m very thankful to not have it
Was this an actual real post or satire?
I genuinely have no clue.
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Yeah, low blood sugar does that… wars and shit.
Because when you’re down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, diabetes and cavities.
Treat yourself to even more problems!
Nihilist Arby’s all over again.
Lace it with LSD and it’ll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.
Older and even more broken than all that.
I’m 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I’ve just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?
Now you’ll have diabetes, if nothing else.
“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”
Go boof some kale, or something.
Maybe…
