• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 hours ago

    Gross misuse of technology.

    We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.

    Go green! No need for a whole robot when you’re only looking to use a single part.

    (I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can’t find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)

  • reev
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    3 hours ago

    “You slipped and fell?”

    “Yes.”

    “Penis first?”

    “Yes, now get me out of here.”

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      2 hours ago

      I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I’m smart too.

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      2 hours ago

      Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn’ve figured it out without you!

  • Baggins@feddit.uk
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    5 hours ago

    First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.

    PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    5 hours ago

    This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?