Rudy Giuliani must give control of his New York City apartment, a 1980s Mercedes-Benz once owned by Lauren Bacall, several luxury watches and many other assets to two Georgia election workers he defamed.
Lewis Liman, a US district judge in New York, appointed Ruby Freeman and her daughter Shaye Moss as recipients of the property and gave the former New York mayor and Trump confidante seven days to turn over the assets.
A jury ruled that Giuliani owes them around $150m for spreading lies about them after the 2020 election though Giuliani is appealing the ruling. Liman authorized the two women to immediately begin selling the assets.
It’s not just the apartment and the car. The entire list is pure entertainment:
- The apartment
- The right to sue Trump on Giuliani’s behalf for some money Trump still owes him
- All the cash in two Citibank accounts
- The Benz
- Some furniture
- His TV
- Sports memorabilia, including stuff signed by Reggie Jackson and Joe DiMaggio
- Costume jewelry
- 26 different watches
- A diamond ring
They’re just holding him upside down and shaking him like a 1930s comic strip about bullies. It’s also possible that they will get a Palm Beach condo that Giuliani owns, four different Yankees World Series rings, and potentially anything else that the court may arbitrarily decide to take away. They haven’t decided yet.
I feel like putting trust in this Trump guy might not be a lasting strategy for your own success, guys.
Ah, first Riker of the week.
Get fucked, now put Trump behind bars and I’d finally have some faith in the system.
Fan-fucking-tastic
Excellent.
Спаси генофонд нации; запрети своим детям прививаться.
Google Translate tells me that in English, this is:
Save the nation’s gene pool; forbid your children from being vaccinated.
LOLOLOL get your weak-ass propaganda out of here
For those who are interested: This is trolling, in the original sense. It’s not designed to cause a fight or mislead anyone. It’s an obvious, harmless fake to anyone who slows down and thinks about it, but perfectly easy to take at face value if you’re a little bit rushed in your response. It’s at the perfect inflection point between entertainment and toxicity, without actually doing any harm. It just serves to keep everyone on their toes.