KREE!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH.
KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL’VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE’S KAL’MA AND SOMEONE’S SIM’KA.
AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT’NIK’TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM’TA!
WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA’TOK STAFF WEAPONS.

APOPHIS! SHOL’VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT’NIK’TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA’TOK???

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    29 days ago

    oh no don’t gives Russia Zat’, that’s weapon is Putin dreams because the 3rd shoot makes corpses disappear.

    “we are so strong that we have lost no one in the Super Mediocre Operation in Ukraine” Putin after having Zat’Nik’Tels

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      29 days ago

      I think this screenshot’s from The Changeling, which would mean, no.

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        29 days ago

        well russians oligarch don’t Ascend but Descend. It’s their own technique and you need a window for it to works but it’s very effective in turning you into a soup and pur energy :)

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    Man… imagine if Stargate had Russians in it.

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      28 days ago

      We’d probably have to share a gate or something. /s