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    Trump, picking a Fox news host to run the military

    “How could this be any worse?”

    That motherfucker: takes off shirt

    Narrator: “It got worse.”

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    I’m a gun nut. I have an AR-15 and love it. Finest multi-purpose rifle on Earth.

    Forget the rest of the tats. Having a tattoo of an AR-15 is so goddamned toxic I want to puke. FWIW, I’d punch him for the Iron Cross tats before I noticed the others.

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          The M-16 did jam however it was due to shitty mags, cheaping out on the barrel, not issuing the grunts proper cleaning kits, and not giving them a manual of arms for handling the new weapon in a jungle environment.

          Also Mr. president of the universe you’re wanted in the galactic council rooms.

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        Mine is cheap as hell and will cycle anything, including steel case ammo of dubious origin and quality. If you have one that is jamming, there might be a defect that requires your attention.

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    The entire cabinet is something from a comic book. These guys are all cartoonishly evil.

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      It literally seems like he’s just picking a mix of Republicans who are most notorious on social media and people who would make Putin the most happy, so you’re not wrong but I don’t think it’s the actual criterion he’s using.

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      my theory is that this is all one big power move from trump, to show people what he can get away with. i don’t think he cares that much about the individual people he’s nominating, he more so cares about showing people that he can pick literally anyone he wants and no one will stop him.

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    Of course he does. These are all complete garbage human beings. Can’t wait to hear the moronic defense of this is somehow not racist.

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    When does Russia invade to de-nazify the US?

    (They already have, comrade. And your citizens voted it in)

    Here’s another question:

    If Russia launched a nuke at the US, would puppet trump use the launch codes?

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      Probably not because he would probably tell Putin to target a major Democratic city center

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        Dearborn, MI would probably be high on the list.

        High Muslim population. Heavy Democratic leaning (except this year. Lol)

        One obvious one NYC, but he wouldn’t want to hurt his property value.

        So, pretty much the entire pacific coast.

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      more like that insane fuck would nuke some place as final middle finger before he dies to old age

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      The reason republicans were able to take over is because liberals brains have been turned into soup

      look at this shit

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      I had to check if this was a bad freeze frame or what and nope she fires that hand out straight as a goddamn arrow and leaves it like that. She wasn’t caught mid-wave, just straight up doing the ol’ nazi salute.

      It’s wild that these people are using the same imagery as the nazis. You’d think that they’d have their own brand as most people aren’t knowingly the bad guys and the ones that are are generally smarter than that but they just can’t fuckin’ help larp as the poster children for worst thing the modern world has dealt with(though more recent times are making it look kinda normal).

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      The big question will be whether or not anyone cares who has the ability to do anything about it.

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      Oh, yeah, that will happen with Matt “baby-rapin’” Gaetz as AG. Hell it wouldn’t happen with Milquetoast Merrick Garland because that would be “political”.

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      Anybody in the trump cabinet who does not present video proof of them raping a child or committing hate crimes while doing nazi salutes is going to be prosecuted for disloyalty.

      It’s the trump white house resume.

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    Yeah, the news-media is salivating on all the clicks it’s receiving right now.

    Almost if it’s benefiting them that Trump was elected. Hmm.

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      Mango Mussolini and his selections are identical to the worms Mao, Adolph, Joseph and Hideki chose. However, the Nazis were not religious in the traditional sense and they threw plenty Catholic and Protestant priests into their concentration camps. The ones who agreed, wore the cross next to the swastika.

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      It’s gonna be more like Nazi battle Royale. We got some major tribalism brewing here.