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You wanna go make some unusual rotor movements if you know what I mean
Some joysticks were getting manipulated in that cockpit, that’s for sure.
It’s not called a cockpit for no reason.
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like a HUD display. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
I’m not sure if this is supposed to be hilarious or horrifying. I think it’s a little both
aaand that’s enough internet for today
why does this have 3 downvotes?
Because it is “the one joke” of transphobes
Huh really? I never knew that. I remember it from like 2010s era and I always just associated it with like… not wanting to share your gender in a fun way when asked for it in online forums. “Are you a guy?” "No, I’m actually an Apache attack helicopter ". I didn’t know it had that connotation.
The general idea is making fun of non-binary gender identities by using one that’s absolutely unreasonable.
It’s totally fine on the context of NCD imo, because aren’t we all a little Apache attack helicopter deep down inside?
It’s complicated.
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Because people crave the dopamine rush being offended.
apparently even mods.
“Come on, make the noise. You know how it turns me on. Nobody will hear.”
Unusual rotor movement intensifies
Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
