Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp’s response:

The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.

For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.

The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/gov-brian-kemp-absolutely-obliterates-trumps-plan-to-present-irrefutable-report-on-voter-fraud-in-scorching-statement/

    • @jballs
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      7010 months ago

      And his plan for peace in the Middle East.

      • @[email protected]
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        4710 months ago

        No, Jared managed that quite well…

        Oh wait, he “got a piece of the Middle East”…

        Close enough!

      • Sabata11792
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        410 months ago

        Still more believable than his plan to get me a big titty goth gamer gf.

        • @jballs
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          610 months ago

          It’s it really though?

          • Sabata11792
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            Making humans chill a bit vs changing the laws that make up the universe? Both are difficult, but atleast peace is not at odds with physics.

    • @[email protected]
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      1710 months ago

      Don’t forget the border wall with Mexico. Hey, at least that cunt DeSantis took over trying to start shit with Mexico 🙄

      • zib
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        1610 months ago

        Listen, I’m sure Mexico will be sending us a check for that border wall any day now.

        • aegisgfx877
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          710 months ago

          like does donny-rapist understand that presenting his “evidence” to the public and presenting to the court are two Very different things? If you have proof exonerating yourself you present it to the court at the time of trial, or you present it to the grand jury before indictment, which he was given plenty of chances to do and refused to do it.

          Im suspicious that his “evidence” will be nothing but propaganda…

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            810 months ago

            Of course he knows the difference. He only cares about the court of public opinion. He knows nothing good can happen legally for him. He’s hoping if he keeps a shiny nugget on the horizon long enough, his entourage might terrorize the court, witnesses or the prosecution enough to get him off.

            He really has nothing else since it seems other GOP candidates are less likely to pardon him by the day.

      • @[email protected]
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        We just didn’t understand his 4d chess. The real trick is too make the US so shitty that Mexico builds a wall to stop people emigrating TO Mexico.

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      In two weeks ™

      One last fuck you to American democracy before we throw the book at this two bit mobster.

      • @[email protected]
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        1110 months ago

        His supporters don’t need good or correct answers; they just need answers- something to say at the rally to placate them until the next bright and shiny arrives to distract them again…

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      1810 months ago

      In two weeks, when no report has appeared, remind every single Trump supporter you encounter. Don’t let them forget this. Keep hammering on it. Keep asking when the report is going to drop. Don’t let them change the subject. Don’t let them talk about anything else. No matter what they want, keep demanding the report or that they admit he lied to them to placate them.

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        710 months ago

        Don’t waste your time. They’ll be able to provide any kind of “reasons”.

        • @[email protected]
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          Doesn’t matter. Keep hammering on it. They will fail to back up those reasons, and keep pushing. Don’t let them change the subject. Insist on fully addressing the issue before moving on.

          You see, their whole tactic is to flood the communication pipeline with sewage, so nothing of actual substance gets resolved. Turn off the sewage spigot. Don’t let yourself get baited into responding to new, off-topic crap they bring up. Stay focused and force them to stay focused, too.

          Eventually, they’ll either leave, knowing you’re not susceptible to the sewage, or you’ll force them to admit he didn’t produce any “report” whatsoever, let alone an “irrefutable” one.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      1610 months ago

      I don’t know, I hear the parking lot at Four Seasons Total Landscape still has room for a podium.

    • @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      Not all. Some will find something they can point at and definitively say this is what he meant. It probably won’t be a report. It definitely won’t “prove” him right. It might even prove beyond all reasonable doubt that he’s guilty. But they will point to it and say that’s it. And they will have won (in their heads), the argument.

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      410 months ago

      He will present a bunch of folders full of blank paper, again.

  • pizza-bagel
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    8310 months ago

    Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.

    • Jordan Lund
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      2410 months ago

      Yup, and it turned out the data he presented was a bunch of nonsense.

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        1710 months ago

        My favorite part was when they brought out their tech experts and they had to question if it was a Windows computer or not LOL

        • Jordan Lund
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          2010 months ago

          Oh, man, I missed that… I tuned in to see what they were going to do and they were just scrolling data, it was impossible to tell from the stream what it was.

          But they made the mistake of turning the logs over to an actual researcher and he was like “Nah, ok, where’s my money.” LOL.

          https://www.npr.org/2023/04/21/1171193932/mypillow-founder-mike-lindell-is-ordered-to-pay-5m-in-election-fraud-challenge

          “He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data,” the arbitrators wrote. “Failure to pay Mr. Zeidman the $5 million prize was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”

          • Flying SquidOP
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            110 months ago

            My favorite part of that is that Zeidman is a Trumper too. One of them fucked over another one.

    • @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      He’s done more than one of them and actually is kicking off another tomorrow in Missouri I believe.

      • pizza-bagel
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        1110 months ago

        Wow dude needs to get a better hobby lmao

        Is he still being sued? The best thing about the OG one was it was announced he was being sued in the middle of it

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    6510 months ago

    This man is fucking exhausting. I am tired just listening to his bullshit lmao how his supporters still have the energy to support him is beyond me

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      What? It’s been like 3 years since his presence was oppressive. Shit, I’m getting my second wind.

      HEY TRUMP YOUR LEGACY IS RIFE WITH IMPEACHMENTS, INDICTMENTS, AND SHAME. THERE ISNT A FUTURE THAT EXISTS WHERE YOU DONT SERVE AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE FAILURES OF THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY. ALL FOR WHAT? A CARTOONISH EXSISTANCE OF SHITTING ON GOLDEN TOILETS; BEING A DEPRIVED SEXUAL DEVIANT DEVOID OF REAL HUMAN CONNECTION; AND ALLL THE MCDONALDS, BURNT STEAKS W/ KETCHUP, AND DIET COKE YOU CAN STOMACH. YOU FUCKING ORANGE CLOWN.

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        So accurate. He’s also the prime example of the failures of his generation. Every boss I’ve had is from his generation and they all worship and emulate him. They think that running a business like him is why they’re successful and are totally ignorant of the fact that they were handed the world on a silver platter, promptly shit all over it, and now can’t understand why everything is falling apart around them.

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        510 months ago

        I honestly believe that his obsession with being orange should preclude him from eligibility to hold any office of any kind. That’s just obvious mental disability right there, pure and simple.

        It’s true for everyone that’s made themselves orange, but I think most people learn after doing it once, whereas he’s made it his identity. That and a bunch of other bad choices.

        Oh, and I think you meant *depraved, but that could also be correct.

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          410 months ago

          I think there is a stand up bit where they talk about Trump being orange is baffling. Can’t think of who it was, tho.

          Also, I think I meant depraved originally but I also think Donald’s lack of sexual conquest really describes why his impulse control when it comes to women is so fucked.

      • @[email protected]
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        910 months ago

        Curse spreaders, rich and bored. Or they have some skin in the game that polarizing the nation or Donald’s policies helped.

  • @[email protected]
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    When Donald Trump first claimed the election was rigged. The Republican led Michigan state legislature, prior to deciding electors, invited him and his cabinent to present their evidence at an open session of their legislature; with the implications that if indeed there was legitimate evidence of widespread fraud in the state of Michigan they would use their Constitutional right to choose electors to modify who they sent to Congress.

    Trump didn’t show, he didn’t send a representative he sent zero evidence. He was 100% hot air then, he’s 100% hot air now.

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    Trump:

    Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.

    Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.

    Step 3: Fail.

    Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.

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      510 months ago

      Step 1: announce a report coming out next week.

      Step 2: ???

      Step 3: profit

  • @[email protected]
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    He might be running a little late.

    We are still waiting on the report that would fix the US healthcare system within weeks of him entering the White House 6 years ago. I think he also claimed to have a plan for world peace. Probably had something to do with just giving up and handing everything over to Putin, probably. Who knows. We never got that one either.

    • Jordan Lund
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      2210 months ago

      Still waiting on that report on Obama’s birth certificate for that matter…

        • Echo Dot
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          God that shows how long ago it all was. The show has been cancelled and brought back since then.

          • Schadrach
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            The show has been cancelled and brought back since then.

            To be fair though given we’re talking about Futurama I have to ask which cancellation we’re talking about, because it has something like 4 series finales.

      • @[email protected]
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        1210 months ago

        And yet somehow our worthless news media had the gall to throw tons of shade on Biden, not Trump, when Biden decided to finally throw in the towel and pull everyone out.

        • Schadrach
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          On the one hand it was an extremely shitty plan concocted by the Trump administration. On the other hand, Biden still followed through with it, knowing it was an extremely shitty plan concocted by the Trump administration.

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          010 months ago

          To be fair Biden should have put a halt to it. Everyone knew it was going to be a disaster and he went with it.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            Halt the pull-out? What, so we can be stuck there for another decade? Or dump another trillion dollars into that mess because the first 2 trillion dollars did so much?? Fuck that shit.

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              Halt was the wrong word on my part… slow the transition so that it could be done successfully. We definitely needed to get out but doing it on the ill-conceived deadline Trump set was stupid and had horrible consequences for the country and the region.

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                010 months ago

                We gave them 2 goddamn decades to stand on their own. What the hell would have another 3 months done? 6 months? 2 years?

                • @[email protected]
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                  We don’t know. What we do know is the military leaders knew this was going to be a disaster and we’d basically be turning the country back over to the Talaban. What’s worse than 15+ years of time, money and lives lost. Knowingly vacating to turn the country over to our enemy, abandoning Afghans that worked with our military risking themselves and their families, all because of an arbitrary deadline set by a useless President that ignored his military advisors.

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      210 months ago

      And at the end of his election fraud report, he’s going to announce that he’s going to make Mexico pay to build that wall!

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    4610 months ago

    Said the liar:

    A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!

    Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he’s finally gonna show us how it happened. /s

    It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.

  • @[email protected]
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    3910 months ago

    Ahh yes, the thing he repeatedly could not prove in Court, will now be irrefutably proven with some “report”.

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    3810 months ago

    Is this report coming before or after the healthcare plan Trump repeatedly said he was going to release in the next two weeks?

  • @[email protected]
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    3410 months ago

    Like all this evidence he failed to present in court the last how many times?

    He is just a notorious liar. Nothing more.

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    2810 months ago

    This is just a play to get his rubes to give him more money. Doesn’t matter what he says or shows, lots of morons will go e him cash that he’ll funnel right into his lawyers pockets. Like so many other things, this is a play for cash and time. Keep giving red meat to the base and they’ll keep lining his pockets