Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can’t unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second…
Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach … I want to try to unsee that … because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion…
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s… if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there’s a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Is this…map porn?
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain?
Secret destroyers hold up you up to the flames?
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires and a piece of the gaaaame
Even though…… I…… Know……
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I’d
Like to
FuckTrust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah… Daddy…keep going. - AMOC
Some people are horrifically down bad
It’s me, I’m some people
You’re not alone brøthêr
The Earth is thicc.
Atlantic booba.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we’re not even here!
Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
Slightly off topic, but can anyone ELI5 why parts of the ocean way off the coast can be significantly lighter or darker shades of blue?
I always thought it was to show depth.
It is. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is clearly visible in OP’s picture as a ribbon of lighter blue.
Oh, I thought this was meant to be photorealistic minus clouds.
But, at the depths mostly involved, you would not see it. It’s all near-bottomless. It’s only meant to convey information evocatively.
Well, it is, in that deeper water usually looks darker than shallow water