Kinda like cops?
Alright… That was funny as hell.
Also nailed the creepy tortoise.
Reptiles can’t sweat, so…what’s that moisture on his head??
Creep juice
the one that looks like a child conanO’brien spat on it
He was creepy before you were born, and he’ll be creepy after you’re dead.
He can’t be from another time if he is there right now…
Being from another time and of another time are two separate things
His formative years were in another time.
Unless he has some kind of mental problem, he must not stop forming himself.
Darwin’s expedition brought back a giant tortoise. Its obituary included a photo with Steve Irwin.
He’s from another time, not (at least physically) in another time.
Not that it’s a good excuse, but it’s literally true.
I’ve lived through 5 decades but I’m 30 years old
If I had a nickel
-insert Radiohead here-
So what you’re saying is, Thom Yorke is actually a group of tortoises in a human suit??
I bloody well knew it.
