“I just wanted a rich ‘trophy husband’, now people are calling me ‘first lady’, the CIA and FBI are raiding my houses, these three thugs have to follow me wherever I go…”
Elon Musk seems like the kind of husband that would set the world record for artificially aging his wife based on being annoying to constantly have in your life.
Melania looks fucking done with this circus.
She’s aged in office like Obama, guess dealing with a pilled out dipshit and Russian handlers at the save time is like presidentially stressful.
“I just wanted a rich ‘trophy husband’, now people are calling me ‘first lady’, the CIA and FBI are raiding my houses, these three thugs have to follow me wherever I go…”
“That Elon guy is single, right…?”
Elon Musk seems like the kind of husband that would set the world record for artificially aging his wife based on being annoying to constantly have in your life.
I still don’t understand how he bagged Grimes…
Oh no wait : infinite money!