I need sleep

  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    Enter a homeless shelter each morning. Do my thing. Walk out a richer man than I was when I walked in.

    Not all gain is monetary

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    I eat a lot of French toast.

    My kids get breakfast on demand.

    Feeding the homeless.

    And if you park in the bike lane with your window open, you’re getting a very crumby backseat.

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      I was going to go with unlimited French Toast, but as the price of chicken eggs approaches Fabergé eggs, that may not work out.

      Switching to garlic bread, croutons, and croque madame dang it!

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    I’ll put some spicy chicken, turkey or other meat with some onions and garlic, hot out of the frying pan, maybe some hot sauce or gravy and some salad on the bread. Wrap with aluminium foil and leave it for a few minutes. Nice soft bread again…

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    According to wikipedia, the atmosphere has a mass of about 5.15×10^18 kg and a baguette has a minimum mass of 8×10^-2 kg

    I only need to create 6.4×10^19 baguettes

    Now i have to figure out how to monetize this

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    5 hours ago

    So… how thin does it air have to be? Does it only work on a mountain top? Are tastebuds affected by low air pressure?

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    If the ability has some range, become the weirdest assassin ever as I summon baguettes inside folks windpipes, lungs, hearts, and/or skulls.