You must log in or register to comment.
If we’re just renaming things, I wanna rename Mar-a-lago to “Nuclear Waste Dump Site #1”.
What a time to be alive.
In tonights top headline, MoonPieTown man gets eaten by alligator while trying to retrieve dropped bath salts…
While we’re speaking of moons, can we rename the mom? I can see it from America, so technically it’s ours to name.
This is false advertising. Moon pies are objectively disgusting, not delicious.
You don’t like the taste of cardboard, sugar, and a veneer of “chocolate?”
shut up, brand
People are joking now, but the long term goal of Neoliberals will be states being auctioned off to the highest bidder.
First it will just be sponsorship with the name. Then it will be a mandatory consultation for every law in the making. Then it will be a right to veto a number of laws every year. Then it will be the right to approve or reject candidates in every election held in the state.
Eh, I’ll let some PR intern talk shit.
This is the most reasonable reaction I’ve ever read. I shall adopt this reaction.
Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.
From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A
Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s…
You mean moonpietown used to be longer?
Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.
No it’s not. It’s the butthole. There’s nothing but shit in it!
Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.
So to explain the shape it is America’s prolapsed colon?
We should have listened to Bugs all those years ago and just cut Florida off the US
Where can you buy some nice asian cream pies?
i get dibs on california im renaming it chadistan
Staten Island is Bakashima バカ島 as of today
yes that too
