You’re jamming oiled-up bread into a device that has no means to expel unwanted fluids, and its only form of protest being to overcook your buns. What do you think?
Those hot and spicy crumpets you keep packing into its orifices every morning are going to come home to roost nine months later when you have to clean out all the leftover gunk!
Lol what
There is a say in france along the lines that the more bad something is the higher the probability it’s feminin.
You trying to tell me that you don’t know your toaster’s safe word?
Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?
No, you have to force the handle to the up position.
Well that certainly doesn’t sound consensual.
You’re jamming oiled-up bread into a device that has no means to expel unwanted fluids, and its only form of protest being to overcook your buns. What do you think?
Keep going…
Those hot and spicy crumpets you keep packing into its orifices every morning are going to come home to roost nine months later when you have to clean out all the leftover gunk!