Today I learned Christianity isn’t some origin story, but about judging people based on their facial expression…
“You fool, I have drawn me as the chad and you as the soyjack, your argument is invalid”
Good Christians busting out the calipers?
I am shocked. Shocked I say.
Jesus, King of the Mews.
He spent three days in his tomb, tongue firm against his maxilla palette. He mewed for your sins.
Forgive them father, for they mouth-breathe.
Now go forth, and posture like your savior.
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Atheists spend too much time looking down at books instead of down their nose at others.
That guy needs someone to explain beard grooming to him because he looks like shit
Yeah why the fuck is it longer around the neck
Anytime the dude looks up grooming the other kind distracts him and he learns nothing of the beard
pube neck
I not normally for making fun of appearances but that what he’s literally doing so,
Dude has his neck fully extended and still has a double chin. Rough
Freedom from something that isn’t a thing but the lack of a thing… So “freedom from nothing”
It’s the same person… Does that mean they’re both Christian and an Atheist?
I thought everyone was God’s children … no matter the bumps on their head
Also you’re not supposed to concern yourself with the speck in your brother’s eye, but the plank in your own.
plank? … they have a sheet of plywood on their face and they still believe they can see just fine
Hell yeah. Bring back phrenology
He should ask God for help with those eyebrows. Shit looks like burned french fries.
FFAF? Five fives at freddies?
Right-hand is any you must believe X person to be fair. All factions got them. Some do more than others.
