• NightEnglish
    15•1 year ago

    Have you ever seen one of those videos where buff ladies crush a watermelon with their bare tights?

    I think this might actually be a fatality move you’re looking at here.

      • NightEnglish
        9•1 year ago

        People die when they are killed.

        Although the prospect of a buff Ukrainian bishojo doing it may seem attractive, the dying part is still there.

        • @mnemonicmonkeysEnglish
          12•1 year ago

          Don’t care, still had… my head crushed by a hot tomboy?

        • Fisting for FreedomMEnglish
          2•1 year ago

          Everybody dies from something, why not pick something good?

          • NightEnglish
            1•11 months ago

            Putting aside that dying as a rachist katsap isn’t ever a good scenario and the controversial ethics behind assisted suicide, i think getting your head crushed by a buff lady probably wouldn’t feel any different from having it slowly smashed in a vice after a few seconds of cranking.

            Also what’s really attractive here is the lady, not the dying part. You can’t experience the close company of her tights when you’re dead.

  • @TheMightyCanuckEnglish
    13•1 year ago

    The cope cage on his helmet… my fucking sides

  • Nerd02English
    8•1 year ago

    Now I finally understand the reasons behind the Russian invasion.

  • @QuacksalberEnglish
    6•1 year ago

    I’d like to see the source… Of both…