• NightEnglish
    15·
    1 year ago

    Have you ever seen one of those videos where buff ladies crush a watermelon with their bare tights?

    I think this might actually be a fatality move you’re looking at here.

      • NightEnglish
        101·
        1 year ago

        People die when they are killed.

        Although the prospect of a buff Ukrainian bishojo doing it may seem attractive, the dying part is still there.

          • NightEnglish
            1·
            1 year ago

            Putting aside that dying as a rachist katsap isn’t ever a good scenario and the controversial ethics behind assisted suicide, i think getting your head crushed by a buff lady probably wouldn’t feel any different from having it slowly smashed in a vice after a few seconds of cranking.

            Also what’s really attractive here is the lady, not the dying part. You can’t experience the close company of her tights when you’re dead.