Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.
Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.
Fuck coleslaw.
Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.
you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.
Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.
That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD
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I can tell a lot about you from that statement.
You like pineapple on pizza.
You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin
You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.
Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.
Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.
I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?
A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.
That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.
Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?
Also. What duck?
All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.
Make better coleslaw maybe?
Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.
Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!
I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….
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My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.
I will die defending coleslaw you heathens
“Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book
The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.
The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.
Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.
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Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.
Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.
Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.
Elevate your cullinary game folks.
I picked up a bag of coleslaw instead of shredded lettuce by accident one day and coleslaw mix(cabbage, red cabbage, carrot) has been the base of most of my salads since.
Boiled cabbage is gross.
use the food processor to turn the cabbage into a mince and make a soup and its awesome
I like to make a Cabbage Roll soup as well.
Ground beef seasoned(salt, pepper and paprika) and cooked. Then into a pot with chicken or veggie stock.
In the same pan that the ground was cooked in. Lightly cook(2-3 mins) an onion and a whole chopped cabbage. Cabbage should be softened but still crispy, onion should be slighlty softer than cabbage. Toss the veggie mix into the pot.
Add a large can of tomatoes, juice and all. I prefer Italian tomatoes or fire roasted but any work.
Taste and season with salt as nessessary. Pepper and garlic power are good as well. Cinnamon can be added if you like cabbage rolls with that spice, I don’t.
Let the pot simmer for about 10 mins. Pop the lid and throw in a cup or two of rice and let simmer until rice is cooked.
All the flavour of cabbage rolls without the sloppy boiled cabbage texture.
Ah see I thought you where saying you only like cabbage chopped up finely in a salad. I “don’t like” cabbage as but I find I can eat slaw or similarly in a salad and what I found is if its finely enough chopped up it does not bother me. Unfortunately its likely I won’t like the whole leaf rolls like that. Given your first comment I thought you might be the same way so I figured I would mention my other trick.
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Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker
He probably does it while eating slaw
Like a boss
The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘
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If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.
A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: “Chateo de Sauce, 1985” and pours a little into the customer’s glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says “Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant.”
“I already said it, and this was just the ketchup.”
Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic
My pH is ~7.4
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You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.
I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.
You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.
I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.
huh? coleslaw is amazing
As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?
i am the trash
This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!
