• @[email protected]
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    23327 days ago

    If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

      • @jballs
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        7627 days ago

        Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.

      • @[email protected]
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        3327 days ago

        Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?

        Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”

        Maybe THAT will annoy her?

    • dream_weasel
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      1627 days ago

      I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

      (Holiday inn)

    • @verity_kindle
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      1627 days ago

      Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it’s $0.10 a text.