Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.
Then why name him? 🤷
A good dish always has a name.
When I was a kid we had a goat named “Steak”
Wow… planning his end from a child… that’s just cruel…
Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
Well, at least he had a good life 🤷… can’t argue there.
Cock
Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.
Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
Well, at least they’re honest.
Thinkpad clitoris
What are you a fuckin parrot?
Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
That’s my band name
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
Sigh…Pussy.
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.
Crayon
How old are you? 🤨
Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
Found the Marine
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
Nickname Potat.
I agree.
Obviously biased.
Brick
ಠ_ಠ
Mmm, crunchy.
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plz send noods
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Madness
Ah, I can see you’re a person of culture.
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Motor oil
mm, delicious
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I’d just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
Wow, didn’t know anyone actually ate roosters.
“WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE”
I’m sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.
Your Mom’s Pussy
Hope she likes it, really… like I know she hasn’t been ate since my dad died 😔.
Is that what she’s told you
Momma ain’t no cheater
Meeh, even if she is, knowing my dad, she had a good reason.
This is going too deep
Is that what she said
Time to step up.
Arsenic.
You’re probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Aw he dead.
