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>be me
>have freakout on antidepressant, go to psych hospital
>nurse asks if I hear voices
>say “yours” being a smart ass
>her eyes get big and she walks away
>weeks later reading medical records
>patient thinks he can read minds
>this fucking … seriously
>psychology was better when everyone was on cocaine talking about dicks

  • @Apytele
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    I’ve told a lot of patients “don’t make that joke to the doctor.” Also depending on the joke I write,“patient able to appropriately use humor to cope with the stresses of hospitalization” in my note to document for future reference that they’re a fucking smartass.

    • @azertyfun
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      Having to behave around psychiatrists like one would around the fucking police is incredibly problematic. I can’t even express how secondhand-frustrated this post and your comment make me.

      Psychiatrists are supposed to evaluate someone’s mental state, sometimes with full power over someone’s access to healthcare, freedom or (in some US states) life, and they can’t be trusted to recognize a joke when they hear one?

      • MantidSys
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        You have no idea. I’m terrified of psychiatrists similarly to how I’m terrified of cops. I am disabled due to various mental conditions, and all it takes for my life to end is a psychiatrist deciding I’m not disabled anymore. Oh, and I’m autistic, which means people think I’m constantly lying because of my shit social skills.

        And I narrowly risked that recently - in an LGBT clinic, with an LGBT psychiatrist, I expressed concerns with how my mental conditions affect my perception of my own gender. This started an avalanche of being accused of emotionally manipulating the psychiatrist and having my medical record state that I’m likely lying about being autistic and trying to defraud social security.

        If I didn’t have a therapist that would lay their career down for me, I’d be screwed. In my situation, the only difference between a psychiatrist and a cop with a gun is the immediacy of the judgement.

        Oh, and don’t talk to self-professed doctors that work in psych wards, like the person you responded to. Almost all of them are run like prisons, but without any form of legal procedure before someone gets thrown in one. You have no idea how horrific they can be. No one with a conscience works in those places - they would quit, just like the supposed “good cops”.

        • @[email protected]
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          Holy shit with a few tweaks your story could be mine. Nice to see I’m not, although shit that this is more prevalent than I would’ve thought.

          Similar situation with me.

          Also, laughed way too hard at this meme.

      • Kilgore Trout
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        You still need to police your language, unfortunately. Talking about suicide to your therapist can get you arrested.

  • @[email protected]
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    I can’t remember his name, but there was an English criminal who pretended to be crazy to get put in a psych hospital, found out it was worse than prison, then had to stay there because the doctors wouldn’t believe that it was an act. Maybe a Brit can remember who he is/was.

    • Echo Dot
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      I’m not sure if you’re misremembering or not but I know that there was a case where a journalist successfully managed to get themselves committed so that they could write about the conditions within.

      And it took them quite some time to get released because they’ve done such a good job of pretending to be crazy to get in.

      • @[email protected]
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        If it’s the same one I’m thinking of, once he got out he raised an uproar over it because it was a clear sign people making decisions about who should be free or not in mental institutions weren’t as good at it as they claimed to be and they challenged him to send others and they’d catch them this time.

        A while later, they said, “See? We caught 3 of your guys!” But they hadn’t sent any.

    • @[email protected]
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      143 months ago

      Don’t know if it’s based on reality but this is the plot of ‘One Flew over Cuckoo’s Nest’

  • @[email protected]
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    253 months ago

    The removal of the word retard is the biggest transgression in this post and it’s retarded.

    As someone who grew up being called retarded the censorship of the word retard is retarded.