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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The Cox-Zucker Machine

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The Cox-Zucker Machine

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    A few weeks after we met, we realized that we had to write a joint paper because the combination of our last names, in the usual alphabetical order, is remarkably obscene.

    -D. Cox

    legend

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      The D speaks the truth

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        You know deviled eggs, get ready for …

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    The best part is that Cox and Zucker didn’t give it the name Cox-Zucker machine themselves, because you’re not supposed to name things after yourself. A third person, Schwartz, caught the joke and gave it the name.

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        But can you Handel it?

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      How do we know Schwartz wasn’t in on it?

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        The Schwartz was with them.

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    the “see also” lol

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      English isn’t my first language. I don’t wanna spoil the joke but someone explain the joke here or in dms. What is a cox ring?

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring?wprov=sfla1

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        It sounds like cock. A cock ring is a ring that a person would put on a penis for sexual simulation, the same as using a dildo.

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        I’m fluent in English, and I have a PhD in chemistry, which involved a lot of complicated mathematics. I can tell you with total honesty that despite reading five wiki pages deep, I still don’t have a clue.

        • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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          “Cox ring” sounds like “cock ring”, which is a sex toy.

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            Oh, THAT half of the joke.

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    Men after my own heart. Mad respect for the dedication to the joke.

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    Fucking legends

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    Source. For research purpose.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox–Zucker_machine

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      See also

      • Cox ring
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      Crap I’ll never be able to slide that into a casual conversation.

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        That would be a highly specific casual conversation!

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        Not with that attitude!

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        Well you could just lie when someone asks what you do for work and say:

        “I’m a mathematician actually. I spend the vast majority of my time working with the Cox-Zucker machine.”

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          “You would know”

          “Hell yeah I would”

          “What”

          “What”

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      Intersection of elliptic surfaces… giggity.

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      It’s always neat reading an article where I can pinpoint the exact moment it goes over my head. In this instance, everything before “torsion” makes perfect sense, and everything afterward is witchcraft and I will be testifying against Cox and Zucker at the trial

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        I explain it to you, just stand here and look through the hole…

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    So how’s the machine? Asking for a friend.

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      I’ve heard it kind of blows.

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        Thought it was supposed to zuck?

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      Can’t put it down 😉

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    The absolute madlads

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    Five years later? What a half-fast attempt at a joke!

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    OG madlads right there

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    A match made in heaven.

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    Well this is the most New Jersey thing I’ve seen today.

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