• @[email protected]
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      Psychosis and/or schizophrenia. This is a more common type of schizophrenia as opposed to hearing voices etc.

      • @brbposting
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        Delusional misidentification syndrome is an umbrella term … for a group of four delusional disorders that occur in the context of mental and neurological illness. They are grouped together as they often occur simultaneously or interchange, and they display the common concept of the double (sosie). They all involve a belief that the identity of a person, object, or place has somehow changed or has been altered. [Author] Christodoulu further categorized these disorders into those including hypo (or under)-identification of a well-known person (Capgras delusion), and hyper (or over)-identification of an unknown person (the remaining three). As these delusions typically only concern one particular topic, they also fall under the category called monothematic delusions.

        Interesting!

        • lapislazuli
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          “Syndrome of delusional companions is the belief that objects (such as soft toys) are sentient beings.” Wait so does Calvin have this?

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        This article is awesome.

        This put a light on Twin Peaks world and more generally David Lynch work. I think most of these delusions are present in his movies.

  • @[email protected]
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    be me

    using pc

    need to pee

    pees

    Am I the only one who initially thought anon peeded his pants?

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      It never actually says he didn’t piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It’s a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol

  • southsamurai
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    Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.

    Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    4023 days ago

    Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.

    • @[email protected]
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      Don’t listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!

      I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I’ve spent.

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        Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache

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      You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty easy really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese

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    Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.

  • MxM111
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    They also replaced every neuron in his brain.