• ThePyroPython@lemmy.worldEnglish
    402·
    6 months ago

    In response, SK should send over balloons with a load of fake NK money to devalue their currency further.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.worldEnglish
    341·
    6 months ago

    Fittingly symbolic, as this is the first time I’ve ever heard of North Korea ever exporting anything made there.

  • [email protected]English
    241·
    6 months ago

    Ghengis khan would be so proud of the breadth of their siege…

    But in all seriousness, after reading the article I feel I need to enquire, in a general sense, what in the flying fuck? Did they not own enough garbage to be rid of some more? If so, that’s horrifically depressing. They would need to be so destitute that even their refuse is scarce. Was it even voluntary? Were they ordered to shit in the packages? The complete absence of reasonable causes is distressing. I mean, who chooses to give an entire city a Chicago sunroof?

  • streetlights@lemmy.worldEnglish
    171·
    6 months ago

    “What do you mean you blew the entire budget on developing the balloon?! What the hell are we going use for the payload???”

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.eeEnglish
    131·
    6 months ago

    That’s perfectly good fertilizer they’re sending over the border, very wasteful of them.

  • southsamuraiEnglish
    208·
    6 months ago

    I think there was a mistranslation of “biological warfare”

    Edit: Jfc, I can’t believe I agree with lil kim

    Kim has called South Korean K-pop a “vicious cancer.”)

    Also, this response is based as fuck, and I can’t believe I’m using the term based because I think it’s fucking stupid, but this is based as fuck.

    Oh, y’all gonna fuck with us and drop letter bombs? Hold my north Korean beer…

    It’s a shit storm.

    I’m gonna shit myself laughing at this

      • southsamuraiEnglish
        21·
        6 months ago

        Eh, it isn’t the music that’s the cancer. It’s just bland pop, no big deal.

        It’s the industry that surrounds it that’s cancerous. It chews “idols” up and spits them out.

        • LordGimp@lemm.eeEnglish
          62·
          6 months ago

          That’s kind of every industry though? Kpop is particularly insidious but it’s right along the lines of child pageantry, game development, and teaching in the US for exploitation. Just because someone else tells you that you have to work yourself into the ground to achieve success, it doesn’t mean you have to actually do it. 9/10 times you’re working harder to make up for mismanagement and being gaslit into thinking you’re the problem. Parents, bosses, whoever thinks they’re the authority, they’re all trying to get you to forget that everyone’s superpower is the power of choice. Someone else can always force your hands but nobody can ever make you choose to do anything. You must agree to be truly complicit.

          Also I saw baby metal the other week. They’re pretty neat and vaguely kpop inspired so kpop gets a pass for now.

  • Gsus4@mander.xyzEnglish
    10·
    6 months ago

    It was dear leader’s personally excreted airdrop gift of much needed fertilizer for starving capitalists down south.

    • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      6 months ago

      Definitely not Kim Jong Un. He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside. He doesn’t have a butthole, he has no need for one.

      • SocsaEnglish
        4·
        6 months ago

        My eBay listing says this is his hot sister’s poop.