• Synthuir@lemmy.ml
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    No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

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      • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
      • step back into range
      • look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
      • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
      • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
      • RobertoOberto
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        • leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Goddamn, it’s just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

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    Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn’t even wearing pants?

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    5 months ago

    Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can’t afford straw for their strawmen.

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    Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They’re a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that’s it.

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        IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year, and I read yogthos’ posts!

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    My shitty translation:

    NATO vs the landing

    Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

    I did look that up to double check, I assume it’s in the “Independence Day” sense.