Clown country

  • x00z@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Buy drugs to enjoy in your free time: jail
    Buy votes to sway the country and its laws: warning

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      13 hours ago

      He probably spends thousands a month on Ketamine… so I don’t know if that’s necessarily true.

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        10 hours ago

        Ketamine is my drug of choice, so I believe I can say with almost certainty Elon does not. Because if he did, he’d see how stupid he is and how wrong his decisions are. And what kind of destruction he creates to the world and society.

        Since he’s narcissistic AF, believes he owns the world, the law doesn’t apply to him and is better then everyone else I believe his drug of choice is cocain.

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          10 hours ago

          His drug of choice is ketamine, it’s well known, he isn’t shy about it. His friends have said something like “he microdoses daily and macrodoses often at parties”

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      5 hours ago

      No. That’s if he’s Arab. Chinese get interned.

      Or if China doesn’t like them either, “returned to the homeland” where they’ll be disappeared forever in one of their, “put them here until trial” black holes where people go in but they don’t come out (without the right bribes/political influence).

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    14 hours ago

    We didn’t like the term kangaroo court so we just stopped going to court.

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    22 hours ago

    Hey, FBI… Can I get a warning on my next felony?

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      22 hours ago

      Get away with the first two, and you earn a warning, is that how law enforcement works now at the DOJ?

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        22 hours ago

        I’m fantasizing about what I’d use my mulligan on. No violence, maybe like a big drug score?

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    23 hours ago

    AND YA BETTER NOT DO IT AGAIN OR ILL GET REEEAAAL GRUMPY!

    The American Justice system is so embarrassingly lenient to the rich. How are you guys not rioting every single day?

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      22 hours ago

      Because there is no social safety net. Rioting could lead to arrest and job loss. Resulting in loss of home, medical insurance, etc.

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      20 hours ago

      Last time I was pulled over I got a warning… Y’all act like everything goes immediately to eleven for us normies. There is a lot of flexibility in enforcement for non-violent crimes.

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        17 hours ago

        This isn’t getting pulled over, this is multimillion dollar election interference, and a knowing attempt to violate or circumvent laws. Kinda fucking different.

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    22 hours ago

    They should double-warn him. These limp-wristed single warnings aren’t doing the trick. Maybe even triple-dog-warn him for good measure—no tag-backs.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    22 hours ago

    We should try asking politely if he’d care to consider the law, if it pleases him to do so, in the future.