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Well yeah. If you’re ready to kill some fool then marijuana-ing once might not be enough.
Marijuana: maybe twice or thrice!
The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated
IDK.
Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn’t stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.
I couldn’t take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.
Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.
weed man, it’s a gateway drug to murderous rage. I’ll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.
Thanks for reminding me that I’ve got some gummies on the table.
Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.
Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I’ve had it like 3 times and the “worst” thing I’ve done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much
I laughed at a four hour old joke I told myself when I was alone.
couldn’t tell you what the joke was though, I was too high to remember.
that’s so real though
As someone who used to smoke everyday, now when I smoke modern good weed I swear it’s more like I’m tripping if I take more than a couple hits. Like crawling on the floor tripping.
Mostly it just makes me withdrawn and annoyed because a lot of the time it doesn’t fucking work and just makes things worse on ADHD innattentives.
Thus, in this essay, I will demonstrate that Ronald Reagan deliberately invented and spread ADHD as part of the drug war to create artificial scarcity so the CIA could sell more LSD and cocaine and
I do that normally anyways.
You invent and spread mental differences?? How?? Teach me your ways.
While it’s easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it’s fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.
Eh, it’s close enough to Reefer Madness that the details don’t matter more than the vibes
Where the Blood Rage gang at
Marijuana gave me the munchies so bad once, I cannibalized my family.
“How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”
Propaganda! If you tell people you won enough times, eventually they’ll believe you.
In the meantime, you convert the whole legal and illegal drug industry into a money making market so that your shareholders can make a profit … because in the end, Capitalists did win the war on drugs by profiteering from it.
Ah man, guess I’ll just stick with weed then
Careful, if you take ten weeds it’s equivalent to a whole marijuana
Americans and their independent arbitrary standards
ten weeds to a marijuana sounds pretty base-10 to me, and therefore metric
Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce
sounds good man. some tang on that tang
Conveniently enough the kevin nealon-looking murderer is already in prison garb
That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.
Killed that cornbread, if you know what I mean! … Eh, eh? … I’ll see myself out.
Cornbread. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Yup. If there’s one thing I associate with getting high, it’s not the couch, snacks, or cartoons. It’s the violent bursts of homicidal insanity.
