My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player’s Notebooks.
Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I’m barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.
Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise
Thats not spaghetti 🤢
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
This guy securities
A Linux boot USB
What distro?
Gentoo
The devs didn’t think that far ahead. It’s just Linux.
“What do you mean “distro”? Just go to linux.com and install it!”
Anxiety
Wh…why won’t it stop? It just keeps coming. Where is it coming from?
My +3 poop knife
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
This is really intriguing for some reason… do you live in the eu?:)
Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!
An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.
So it’s a quest in Appalachia?
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.
Two eyes, a brain, a liver, two kidneys, 10 fingers and 10 toes.
Fuck if I know how it takes some people 30 kills to collect 5 eyes.
I usually do headshots, but the majority are eyeshots. And when I use my shotgun there isn’t much left from the torso up…
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Cigarettes (12)
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BIC lighter (62% filled)
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Wallet (empty)
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Keys (unknown)
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T-shirt (dirty)
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Jeans (condition low)
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Shoes (uncomfortable)
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Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)
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Three 9mm rounds
I read this as a zomboid inventory
Then you are right at home inside my head, because that’s what I was thinking of when I posted it (with a bit of Elder Scrolls for the bugged quest item) 😃
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Numbers smaller than 314159, surely.
Anxiety, and some cupcakes
What color is anxiety mana
